Slang jokes

Your (DYM 29).

Know (DYM 24).

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

Fuck jk.

Your (DYM 31).

Doin (DYM 20).

Doin' (DYM 19)

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Your (DYM 13).

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Doin (DYM 8).

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

Yurrrrrrr?

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

You pick it up off the street.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

*Aye, Matey!*

What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.