Slang jokes
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Lick my nut.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Big (DYM 78).
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!