What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
