Slang jokes
What is a chode?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I (DYM 117)
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Do nut get in my way.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
when the sus.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Lick my nut.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).