Size jokes
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.