Size

Size jokes

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.