Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
You are the reason double doors were invented.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
