Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.