Size jokes

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.