Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Size Jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
