Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
