Situation jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Beans and toast.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
My favorite joke is my life.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What time is it when you cannot do anything?