Sisters jokes

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

My sister 🤣😂

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?