Sisters jokes

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Kylin fucks his sister.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.