Sisters jokes

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

Kylin fucks his sister.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."