Sisters jokes

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.