Sisters jokes

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Kylin fucks his sister.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

My sister is so short she can't walk.