Sisters jokes

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Kylin fucks his sister.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Who's in my ass?

Your sister.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"