Depression

Anonymous

Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister and I feel better

Depression

Tegan

Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister and feel better

Ugliness

Anonymous

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

Stand

Bullying

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair

Cut

dev

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she’s the one who always end up running

Nun

Gwen

5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Puns

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Girl

Gwen

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of time.

Bf: Well it’s either yes or no.

Gf: …

Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh…

Morning

Anonymous

I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i’ve never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Nut

Gwen

Brother: your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? your the one that has the nuts!

Puns

Gwen

Q: I often times think I’m ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Cry

Anonymous

My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

Depression

Emra Abdic,2021

So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

Face

2kvibxs

keep smearing that make-up around your face maybe you’ll get somewhere with it

Life

Dark wolf

Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life

Name

Prankster

My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you

Coconut

Crazy

Gwen

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy

Brother

Anonymous

I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less

Woman

Anonymous

My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

Girl

Anonymous

My sister’s boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl

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