Makayla Southers

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape… Just sitting there torn up… Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds… It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer… They still haven’t found him yet… I’m really good at hide and seek!


coochie man

i am gay



Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.


Tenya Bailey

Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.

Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.”

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!



Being insest isn’t that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad’s old wedding ring. winner winner!



Hello I am Ren sister of Gwen



Ok,ok who is trying to be my “long lost brother” because last time i checked I didn’t have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!



Ok everyone on this wepsite… I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my “brother” is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.



My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl



Kenny can’t find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Little Johnny


Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said “You have 10 seconds to have one wish”. Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn’t believe it. After having a drink she says, “We should have this every night!”. Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, “Wheres my cup?”. little Johny replied, “Your drinking out of the bottle tonight”.


chicken strips

osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better



A woman’s husband has a yearly conference. The first night he’s away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn’t say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home. She realizes she’s pregnant, and has a baby boy.

The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

The third year, she’s feelling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, “Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren’t just your brother and sister, you’re their father1”

Tommy said “You think I was sleepwalking?”



“This isn’t the first time my husband’s cheated on me, but you’re my sister! You’d better have a better explanation than this magic lamp.”

“You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world’s biggest penis…ended up with a concert pianist that’s seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world’s biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world’s biggest dick and that’s how I ended up on top of your husband.”



Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room



mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun



Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn’t it listed that she’s here?

Zari: Your sister is’nt listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn’t answer why she’s not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sisters name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine I don’t care!!!



A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!



Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bull? nonsense?!?!

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabnet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabnet, did she have another sister you didn’t tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going it to things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth now who is Faineni? Were is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why…IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABNET!!! ANSWER ME!!!

Treon: We can’t!

Kariana: BULL SHIT!!!