Girlfriend

Meh

Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬

Baby

Anonymous

NY sister said that I am a baby so I said say was waa

Cow

Amy

What should I call a burger. A cow burger

Depression

sirhrey

What do you call my sister

Suicidal

Sentence

Anonymous butt

Sister: I dont want to do it butt… Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence

Box

no1

2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, “where have you boys been?” 1 of them replied with, “we were all over the neighborhood, we’re mail men now.” Their snobby teen sister said, “well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters.” Then 1 of the boys said, “actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed.”

Adoption

Anonymous

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

High

no1

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”

Party

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don’t get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

Fat

Anonymous

Your daddy so fat he tripped over a rock he thought it was a chip

Circumcision

Anonymous

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

FBI

Juicy

My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?

Divorced

Mum

Baz

I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

Destroyer

Anonymous

Why did ronld Macdonnell go to KFC to destroy them

Cut

Anonymous

how do you cut of a hillbilly’s dick?

kick his sister in the jaw

Sadness

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her “Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?”. The girl said under a crying sad voice “The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister.” The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”

Virgin

Bully : shut up and give me your money otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin Boy : haha I am not a virgin anymore Bully : haha nice joke Boy : if you don’t believe then ask your sister or brother Bully : hah I don’t have any sibling Boy : will just wait for 9 months then u will know