My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
I asked my sister to say something She said No
That's what I like to hear
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owlš¦
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
When I get jokes. They arne f***** restarted like you
My sister
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sisterās tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
me after i watch a brother and sister do it me sister lets do it ;-;
