Sister jokes

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"