Sister jokes

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.