My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
