Sister jokes

Kylin fucks his sister.

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"

His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."

So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"

She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"

The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"

"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.

The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.

"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

Why does a brother love his sister?

Because he came in her.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.