Sister jokes

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

GURL

Sister.

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!