Sister jokes

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

What should I call a burger?

A cow burger.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

GURL

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

Sister.