where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location
Being insest isn't that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad's old wedding ring. winner winner!
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!'
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
What's the difference between sex and gender.
you can't have gender with your sister.
kylin fucks his sister
Who's in my ass your sister
Your sister so stupid when she saw Mountain Dew she went the top of a mountain do get it
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself so I did it for her
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
