Sister jokes
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
My sister said to kill myself, so now Iâm in the hospital hoping to die.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why donât we put a cookbook in the womenâs sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Memes
my sister thinking she took a good pic lol
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasnât even my sister anymore...
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
GURL
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.