Sister
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
What do you say if you want to borrow you black sisters foundation - got any lighter shades
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Know know how there. l esh lesh how can you at lesh rrmeber my name
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister is'nt listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sisters name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine I don't care!!!
my sister said you smell but then she saw her panties having moles on it
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
What did Hitler say to the sheep, barrrrrrr hahaha get it sister am I rightttt
I'm Gay
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
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My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
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He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore he's now my sister
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