Sister jokes

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

I have a crush on my sister!

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.