Sister jokes

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"