My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Si, papi?
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!
what si bron an stiky a stik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?
my sis was funny but sad because i have a boy and she basint
My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?
Today I Asked My Sis To Take Out The Trash And I Shoved Her Outside
why si gennis gay
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
