My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Si, papi?
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?
Why is Gennis gay?
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
