Sis

Sis Jokes

My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

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My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂

I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol

My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?