Sis jokes
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
My sis a fat cow.
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What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)