When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
Beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Yo mama’s so stupid she drowned in the pond because the sign said 'No Swimming'
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
Why cant orphans go on field trips
They dont have anybody to sign the form
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
Little johnny is a trucker, he stops at a bar. johnny sees a sign that says hamburgers for two dollers, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars. he walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" she replies "yes, thats me" johnny says "well can you wash your hands because i want a cheeseburger"
