What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
what do blind people take for granet.sight
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All doggie go to heaven -or so I've been told. They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight... Why,because there's not a single cat in sight.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
