Shootout memes

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...