Shock humor jokes

The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?

- He smelled veal.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?

My boner.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.