Shock humor jokes

What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?

- He smelled veal.

Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.

Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.