What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
What can you tell a difference between man and a woman relationship? Both of them are just full of shit.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It taste like shit and I hate it.
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
so a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats and the dealer tells him ‘dude the rain will ruin the seats get it under something if it starts raining and worst case scenario put vaseline all over the seats to make it water proof’. so he goes to his girlfriend house that night for dinner and before he goes inside she says ‘listen this is your first time meeting your parents we have a rule, the first one to speak has to do the dishes’. so he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes over 3 months because no one has spoken and the stench is awful. during dinner he concocted a plan to get someone to speak so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. not a peep eventually he grabs his girlfriend bends her over and starts going to town. still nothing the parents are outraged but not speaking because they don’t want to do the dishes. after about a minute of this he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. at that moment it starts to rain his motorcycle is out in the rain and grabs the vaseline out of his pack pocket and the dad goes ‘FINE ILL DO THE DISHES’
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
This isn't a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him and now is your chance to make your escape he really is a little shit isn't he?!
whats the first thing you say in anal sex ..... wholy shit
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
