Shes jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman ðŸ¤
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.