I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
