Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
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Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
