Do u know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she toke a spoon to the superbowl
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican? Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
