Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
she be hubba on my bubba till I gum
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
