Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
