My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
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Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
