Shes

Shes Jokes

Rape

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Incest

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Girlfriend

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

Food

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Mama

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Rape

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.

Friend

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Mum

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Mama

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.