A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
yo mama so fat she is the google java script loading
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake
Your momma so stupid she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
