Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
Your mummy so tall she uses the Effiel tower is a dildo
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when here phone dies
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
Yo mama's so stupid she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Your mom so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
