Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when here phone dies
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
