My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
I am a sheep
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that's not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
