My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
I am a sheep.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
