Sheep

Sheep jokes

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

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  • What did the cow say to the sheep?

    “Moo!”

    What did the sheep say to the cow?

    “That was a bad joke!”

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  • A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."

    His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."

    He says, "I was talking to the sheep."

    Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?

    "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"