Sheep jokes

What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

Where did the sheep get a haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.