She jokes

Rape

  • Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

    The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

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  • Mama

  • Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

    Rack

  • "It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

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  • Russia

  • I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

    Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

    Ring

  • How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

    She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.