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My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.