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Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"