Shadiness jokes

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

I am glass! People see right through me.