Shadiness jokes

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?

To SHADE the HATERS!

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

Because the clouds kept throwing shade.

Why is the sun mad at the clouds?

The clouds keep throwing shade.

How do rappers stay cool during summer?

They throw SHADE.

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.