Self pleasure jokes

Baby

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Woman

    Sex

    I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

    If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

    If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

    Meat

    Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."