Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Self Perception Jokes
I'm weird.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
I'm a turd.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
