Sea

Sea Jokes

Man

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Panera Bread

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Pirate

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Knock

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Titanic

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Load

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Whale

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Shore

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.