Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
