An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”

The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”

The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Q: What’s the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

why did the guitar teacher get arrested? he fingered minor.

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

Ones a crusty Bus station and one’s a Busty crustacean

What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things

What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Roses are red my name is dan i have a gun get in the van

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔

Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato’s one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato’s remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol