An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”

The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”

The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

Q: What’s the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

Ones a crusty Bus station and one’s a Busty crustacean

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

why did the guitar teacher get arrested? he fingered minor.

What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things

What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!

A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first b....... And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

Roses are red my name is dan i have a gun get in the van

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔

My sister keeps cursing… so I made fun of her… fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!