Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
roses are red but grass is greener when i think of you i play with my weiner
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
