Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
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if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
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Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
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A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
