Dirtiness Jokes

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Anonymous
in Christmas

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Anonymous
in Depression

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

Snorty Horse

Q: What’s the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Anonymous

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Lynn🤍💖
in Dirty Joke

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

UrStepmom😏😏
in Dirty Joke

Q. What’s long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.

Anonymous
in Dirty Joke

You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.

Anonymous
in Dirty Joke

The teacher asks her class “What is sex?” and Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?” and the teacher fainted.

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Anonymous
in Dirty Joke

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker

Queen🤍🦕
in Dirty Joke

Sex is like math

You add a bed 🛌

Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙

Divide the legs🪢

And pray you don’t multiply 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Chingus Chong
in Dirty Joke

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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emmet2021
in Dirty Joke

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A “MASTER-BAITER”.

Billy

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

Anonymous boyyyy
in Adult

if someone calls you dirty minded just say

You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying

Shujiko

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”

The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”

The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”

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Anonymous
in Puns

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

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LikeaNinja
in Dirty Joke

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m fucking my sister” and hangs up the phone

Daniel King
in Laundry

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?

Because they always come out clean.