Dirtiness Jokes

Gun

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Best

Snorty Horse

Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Dirty Joke

LikeaNinja

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone

Door

Anonymous

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Ball

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

School

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

Puns

Anonymous

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

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Depression

Anonymous

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

Taste

Anonymous 2.0

A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.

Dairy

Anonymous

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔

Woman

Wife

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

Adult

Anonymous boyyyy

if someone calls you dirty minded just say

You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying

Laundry

Daniel King

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

Blow

Jacko

One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!

Space

Anonymous

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50

Old Man

clean joke

wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door

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Yo mama

Exciton 97

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!

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Baby

Stephanie

What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time

Puns

Anonymous

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Old Lady

Shujiko

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."

The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."

The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."

The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."

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