Death&Decay
in Morbid jokes

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

Comments (12)

This is by Edward Gorey btw

Whoever thumbs downed this is a pussy who can't appreciate dark humor and cares to much about the helpless human race....

Beautiful!

this is niceeee

how long did this take to make my guy

ITS GOOD!!!! I CANT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT

that was such a copy and paste bruh.

Dead babies by brad gosse be like

Unoriginal. Unfunny.

You are unoriginal and unfunny

@ Death&Decay true

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