Scientist jokes
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
He's fat!
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.