You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...I bought a Dalek egg timer recently... After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
