sci-fi jokes

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.