sci-fi jokes
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
