What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...I bought a Dalek egg timer recently... After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
