sci-fi

Sci-Fi Jokes

Toilet Paper

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Rope

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Toilet Paper

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Memes

Egg

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

Jedi

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Library

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

Orphan

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

Library

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

Underwear

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

Trump

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!