When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery but I realize that schools aren't open on sundays
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
When the school shooter finds you under the table;
Wonderful weather we're having!
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
