What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
