School Shooter

School Shooter jokes

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

    Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

    Classroom: *visible panic*

    *School shooting happens*

    Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

    American student: "First time?"

    When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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  • This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

    1. Pencils

    2. Binders

    3. Paper

    4. Pencil sharpener.

    What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

    When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

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