What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
