When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
