What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.