I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
One way to not pick up girl is to say, “are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.” I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you
Why most of school shooters are mostly white?
because Black lives MATTER
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
