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Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

We’re wiped out!

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What do sperm say while just in?

"We need to go deeper."

What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."