people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
A man was on the street and went up to a kid where rags the man asked "hey are you a orphan?" .The kid said "yea what gave me away?" the man said "your parents."
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
wanna hear a mean joke? my life
