Sadness jokes

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

What are a group of depressed people called?

A suicide squad.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

An iPhone has a button to go home.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.

But the tree left him hanging.

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.