Sadness jokes
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.