Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
