When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
I once told a chemistry joke....sadly it got no reaction
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
Like if u cry everytime.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
