what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: That’s sad.
Teacher: Anyways, who is away today?
Student: Your parents.
The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn't keep it in china everyone knows it's everywhere Don't let friends in don't be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don't feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn't get to me anyway. It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past???? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
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nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans parents
The clock actually comes back around
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
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my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water
Because their dad never came back with the milk
