What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
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your mom
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
