Sadness jokes

Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.

I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

I'm an orphan, lol.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

Depression hits harder than my dad.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.

What do you call a depressed person?

Me.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Why do orphans hate dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.