I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
What do you call a orphan family photo? A selfie.
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple, the apple falls from the tree
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
Is buttcheek one work or should I spread them😫
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
