Sadness jokes
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
I'm an orphan, lol.