Sadness

Sadness Jokes

Depression

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

Grandpa

I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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  • Orphan

    I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

    Emo

    Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

    Self Harm

    My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

    And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

    Jealousy

    I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

    Loneliness

    When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

    Poison

    A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

    Emo

    Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

    Orphanage

    There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.