Russian jokes

Union

pedafile · 3 years ago

A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.

Dance

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

How Russians dance for their girl

A cartoon image of a male character with a box head doing a funny leg-stretch dance move, while a female character with long black hair and a nun-like outfit watches him with a small smile.

Russian memes

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Divorce

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

God

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Literature

Hailey ❁ · 4 years ago

2nd meme on here:

The image shows a four-panel comparison of literary traditions across different countries. Each panel has a portrait of an author and a text: English literature with “I will die for honour”, French literature with “I will die for love”, American literature with “I will die for freedom”, and Russian literature with “I will die”.

Chance

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

Online comment

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".

Eye

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

Russian memes

Community talk

Anonymous

1 year ago

YOOOO anyone seen news today??? Brian Thompson (CEO of untied healthcare) was killed in times square. Huge ass Gang bust in England that the Russians are behind. And the French are kind rebelling Also SK citizens are annoyed because of the new Matrial Law.

Kristian‽

2 years ago

im at the reception and still no Russians

Chunke Monke

2 years ago

ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose

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