Rudeness jokes
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
You suck!
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Fuck u!
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Fuck off!