What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that you rude girl"
You: "Your mom gay lol"
I just wanted to say... These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude. Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Why are french fries rude
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
If you are on here don’t hate there will be rude ones but it doesn’t matter
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
what is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath? one is rude and nosy the other is rude and nosy
