Rocket jokes
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.