Rocket jokes
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.