Rocket jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.